
See? Isn’t that easy?
“Oh My God I just saw the new Twighlight and it’s awesome! I’m not kidding it’s actually a really good movie, so much better than the first. It had much more vampire history in it e.g. Interview with a Vampire reminiscent. I think you would seriously enjoy it. How was work?”
I’m so confused. She knows how much I hated the first one. I don’t know what to do… Do I go see the new one? Or do I kill my sister?
*Clap Clap Clap*
Right now on my desk I have…
Before the Devil knows you’re Dead
Management
The Happening
Fanboys
Star Wars EP III: Revenge of the Sith
Watlz with Bashir
Gomorrah
Martyrs
Bitter Harvest
Boarding Gate
And I shall watch them all… THEM ALL! God I love this job. I hope they never find out that I’d work there for the free DVD’s alone and that I consider all other forms of payment to be a bonus.

happychap:imthecookiemonster:prescribedpills:aloverscomplaint:(via remembermeforever)
An untidy home, children, potato chips and the father watching TV… Apparently this is the dictionary definition of unhappiness.
Today I discovered that if you type in googlegooglegooglegoogle.com, you get one page with four different Google browsers, and they all run independently. I have no idea how this is useful in any way but that’s not going to stop me from doing it. MLIA
(via mliaverage)
OMG.
So I’m guessing that you haven’t seen this? There have been quite a few little google alternates over the years.
Jew, French, Scottish, Irish, German, English - apparently my heritage is stretching over europe and nowhere else.ambles: rhineland: bookthief: elizabethdarling: stayfrosty: hannahbop: labne: canankalbim: discoboxx: beautifuldirtyrich: pacheeks: dearjuliet: acciorehma: whowouldshazdo: lupinn
Japanese-Black-Cherokee-Spanish-Greek-Welsh.100% Ashkenazi Jew. Sigh.
100% French. Wanna trade?
I can has Jew/French? I’m a bit British, a bit French, a bit Irish, all Australian.
Three grandparents from Ireland, one grandparent from Germany. (3/4 Irish, 1/4 German).
Hungarian, now Australian.

i like how my own creation keeps reappearing on my dash either as a repost or with the credit removed :/
so i took everyone’s name off.
sunshinecaroline:oldfilmsflicker:
except these two. because i’m following them and know they aren’t douchebags :)

Hey, ilovereadingandwriting, you know who made this? Me.
You can’t just see something you like on Tumblr, save it to your desktop and then upload it as your own. That’s like a Tumblr Sin. I think I should go get sarahptor and sarahthevampyrslyr, and we should go on a Tumblr Credit Removing Fucktard killing spree. It’s frustrating when this happens.
God damn.
bohemea:suicideblonde:julyshewillfly:(via sometimesagreatnotion)
LIVIN’ IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!
I have the best of Chris Farley SNL DVD. It’s brilliant.

Everyone is posting their Tumblr Crushes, so I figured I’d join in. Looking at it, it would seem that it has placed me in the center of 8 attractive women. High five, Tumblr.