Jacket, Pocket.

This one is a 19 year old Male. It lives in Melbourne, Australia. If you should wish to communicate with this one, you may do so here.
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See? Isn’t that easy?

See? Isn’t that easy?

11/23/2009 18:48
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Greatest Commercial Ever.

11/22/2009 01:11
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God damnit Dylan, this is why we can’t have nice things.

God damnit Dylan, this is why we can’t have nice things.

11/22/2009 00:22
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Text from my sister:

“Oh My God I just saw the new Twighlight and it’s awesome! I’m not kidding it’s actually a really good movie, so much better than the first. It had much more vampire history in it e.g. Interview with a Vampire reminiscent. I think you would seriously enjoy it. How was work?”

I’m so confused. She knows how much I hated the first one. I don’t know what to do… Do I go see the new one? Or do I kill my sister?

11/22/2009 00:09
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If you're taking unfair advantage of the free rental policy at your work and you know it, clap your hands.

*Clap Clap Clap*
Right now on my desk I have…

Before the Devil knows you’re Dead
Management
The Happening
Fanboys
Star Wars EP III: Revenge of the Sith
Watlz with Bashir
Gomorrah
Martyrs
Bitter Harvest
Boarding Gate

And I shall watch them all… THEM ALL! God I love this job. I hope they never find out that I’d work there for the free DVD’s alone and that I consider all other forms of payment to be a bonus.

11/21/2009 23:59
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happychap:imthecookiemonster:prescribedpills:aloverscomplaint:(via remembermeforever) An untidy home, children, potato chips and the father watching TV… Apparently this is the dictionary definition of unhappiness.

happychap:imthecookiemonster:prescribedpills:aloverscomplaint:(via remembermeforever)

An untidy home, children, potato chips and the father watching TV… Apparently this is the dictionary definition of unhappiness.

11/21/2009 23:34
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dancetrancefrance:

Today I discovered that if you type in googlegooglegooglegoogle.com, you get one page with four different Google browsers, and they all run independently. I have no idea how this is useful in any way but that’s not going to stop me from doing it. MLIA

(via mliaverage)

OMG.

So I’m guessing that you haven’t seen this? There have been quite a few little google alternates over the years.

11/21/2009 15:16
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Reblog with your heritage

inglouriousbitch:

thebearjew:

brokenheartstwistedminds:

jewdar:

beckyboop:

fakemustache:

ambles: rhineland: bookthief: elizabethdarling: stayfrosty: hannahbop: labne: canankalbim: discoboxx: beautifuldirtyrich: pacheeks: dearjuliet: acciorehma: whowouldshazdo: lupinn

Japanese-Black-Cherokee-Spanish-Greek-Welsh.

100% Ashkenazi Jew. Sigh.

100% French. Wanna trade?

I can has Jew/French? I’m a bit British, a bit French, a bit Irish, all Australian.

Jew, French, Scottish, Irish, German, English - apparently my heritage is stretching over europe and nowhere else.

Three grandparents from Ireland, one grandparent from Germany. (3/4 Irish, 1/4 German).

Hungarian, now Australian.

11/21/2009 15:06
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sarahptor: i like how my own creation keeps reappearing on my dash either as a repost or with the credit removed :/ so i took everyone’s name off. sunshinecaroline:oldfilmsflicker: except these two. because i’m following them and know they aren’t douchebags :) Kill Crazy Rampage time? Yes?

sarahptor:

i like how my own creation keeps reappearing on my dash either as a repost or with the credit removed :/

so i took everyone’s name off.

sunshinecaroline:oldfilmsflicker:

except these two. because i’m following them and know they aren’t douchebags :)

Kill Crazy Rampage time? Yes?

11/21/2009 15:03
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Hey, ilovereadingandwriting, you know who made this? Me. You can’t just see something you like on Tumblr, save it to your desktop and then upload it as your own. That’s like a Tumblr Sin. I think I should go get sarahptor and sarahthevampyrslyr, and we should go on a Tumblr Credit Removing Fucktard killing spree. It’s frustrating when this happens. God damn.

Hey, ilovereadingandwriting, you know who made this? Me.

You can’t just see something you like on Tumblr, save it to your desktop and then upload it as your own. That’s like a Tumblr Sin. I think I should go get sarahptor and sarahthevampyrslyr, and we should go on a Tumblr Credit Removing Fucktard killing spree. It’s frustrating when this happens.

God damn.

11/21/2009 14:45
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(via grindlebone) Damned Succubus.

(via grindlebone)

Damned Succubus.

11/21/2009 14:16
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bohemea:suicideblonde:julyshewillfly:(via sometimesagreatnotion) LIVIN’ IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!! I have the best of Chris Farley SNL DVD. It’s brilliant.

bohemea:suicideblonde:julyshewillfly:(via sometimesagreatnotion)

LIVIN’ IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!

I have the best of Chris Farley SNL DVD. It’s brilliant.

11/21/2009 02:38
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So apparently today we’re meant to spam Star Trek? Amidoinitright?

So apparently today we’re meant to spam Star Trek? Amidoinitright?

11/21/2009 01:27
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9gag:Damn Flying Sharks This is the only reason that I don’t sky dive.

9gag:Damn Flying Sharks

This is the only reason that I don’t sky dive.

11/21/2009 01:23
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Everyone is posting their Tumblr Crushes, so I figured I’d join in. Looking at it, it would seem that it has placed me in the center of 8 attractive women. High five, Tumblr.

Everyone is posting their Tumblr Crushes, so I figured I’d join in. Looking at it, it would seem that it has placed me in the center of 8 attractive women. High five, Tumblr.

11/21/2009 00:51
Dweller by the Alder.